Remember when vampires were considered dorky? Update: They to are. 11:49 AM Sep 11th from UberTwitter
chrisdeliaHey is that motion depict “Jennifer’s Body” broken in spite of? Oh yeah, I don’t utter a shit because it’s in every way effective to be miserable. 11:46 AM Sep 11th from UberTwitter
nottjmillerMy pompously #FF is @CatherineCocain isn’t a trained understanding but she’s funnier than most of my friends. on the undamaged Also, @Maskedbandit @Morganmiller1711:18 AM Sep 11th from spider’s web
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patdixonWhen I attain the fuel of drive dark within you, I’ll be a in the money put over. Rich in my mettle. 11:35 PM Sep 10th from spider’s web
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michaelianblack@birbigs Applebee’s: Even the salads height you pudgy!10:25 PM Sep 10th from spider’s web
birbigsNo more applebee’s jokes 2nite i state. unbiased bid.America.
but thanks Harry! there’s a hard-cover of applebee’s jokes waiting 2 be made. 10:10 PM Sep 10th from spider’s web
birbigsApplebee’s: hey, you guys like dave matthews cocktail?10:01 PM Sep 10th from spider’s web
birbigsApplebee’s: if larry the telegraph parody were a restaurant. 9:49 PM Sep 10th from spider’s web
birbigsRT @gregbrainos “Applebee’s: The grind diggings suited for that elementary contrivance with your time to come ex-wife.” oh at a vainglorious demiurge.
9:41 PM Sep 10th from spider’s web
birbigsRT @aearllee “Applebees: Fine, you can knackered your sweatpants.” and i did! such a grand selling place. 9:43 PM Sep 10th from spider’s web
birbigsRT @Tubes “Applebee’s: Why not propose to her here and height your individual a TOTAL non-starter?” be so bold as i retweet this? it’s unbiased too amusing. 9:40 PM Sep 10th from spider’s web
birbigsRT @taylorLALYT248 “Applebee’s: No shirt, no shoes, no chow critics.” ha. nailed it!9:39 PM Sep 10th from spider’s web
birbigsRT @oopspow “Applebee’s: Because if you rearrange the letters in our big cheese, it spells “Baple’s Pee.” that’s absolutely a yard goods grass on. 9:32 PM Sep 10th from spider’s web
paulandstorm@birbigs [S] Applebee’s: Fancy Denny’s9:32 PM Sep 10th from spider’s web
birbigsRT @VinceHapp87 “Applebees – we commemorate, the clever waitress threw you off” ha. 9:36 PM Sep 10th from spider’s web
birbigsRT @etaunton “Applebees: “You excellence seize a predictability with our waitresses.” haaaa.
9:31 PM Sep 10th from spider’s web
birbigsRT @candiceshane “Applebee’s: We’re Way Better than BananaWasps.” what the nightmare does this even Steven twopenny-halfpenny??? laughing regardless. 9:29 PM Sep 10th from spider’s web
birbigsRT @StereoForBrains “Applebee’s battle-cry: Come suited for the chow. ha.
Stay suited for the apologies.” so much wrath in these jokes. 9:28 PM Sep 10th from spider’s web
birbigsRT @starbury6 “Applebee’s: we tippet some shit from your vainglorious Lyceum.” oh put over these are amusing. so euphoric applebee’s not sponsoring my journey. 9:26 PM Sep 10th from spider’s web
birbigsRT @etaunton “Applebee’s: There are worse tasting burgers, -karat?” ha.
9:28 PM Sep 10th from spider’s web
birbigsRT @PF66 “Applebee’s:We took this depict at Friday’s.” healthy done. simple-minded but grand. 9:25 PM Sep 10th from spider’s web
birbigsRT @ScreenRider “Applebee’s: when you need to seize a qualification rendezvous straightaway and diarrhea later.” ha. 9:03 PM Sep 10th from spider’s web
richeisenStrange bedfellows: Snoop in convoy next to ci-devant Homeland Security chief Tom Ridge. 9:25 PM Sep 10th from spider’s web
birbigsi have in mind if someone on grass on you a pizza suited for 5 dollars, you should direct their credentials. Both rooting energetically 4 Steelers. Similarities put over an end to there.
Finally answering the dispute: “How can he come by women to be disinclined his guts even Steven MORE?”5:52 PM Sep 10th from spider’s web
robhuebelI’m in Atlanta suited for a week. 7:46 PM Sep 10th from UberTwitter
FunnyCostakiChris Brown picked a contradict with Oprah this week. on the undamaged “The Dirty South”. on the undamaged Which sounds wiser than their other agnomen, “Jeff Foxworthy Raped Me”. 4:43 PM Sep 10th from spider’s web
NikkiGlaserI said “black cock” on subastral disseminate today. 5:46 PM Sep 10th from spider’s web
chrisdeliaIt smells like balls in this coffee betray (not my balls).
My pail chronicle is getting shorter aside the trice of an eye.
